Strange things are happening biko. I am just remembering those weird things people did to me, bad things or things that made me cry...
Vero is topping the list. How can u sew gown for ur daughter, wit puffpuff hands, belt at the back, gown wey dey near my ankle, then to add insult upon injury, she made me white lacy socks on black, wet look cover shoes😭😭😭😭
Wit the full breast wey cover my chest? She was afraid i looked too matured, so she wanted to announce to the world that I was still a little girl...is that not SARS behaviour??? My mother was the first SARS.🚶🏼♀️🚶🏼♀️🚶🏼♀️
Vero? Who beat me mercilessly for not wearing pant cos she felt its ashawo behaviour...so, I will wear pant for Vero, reach skool, comot am, put for bag...who e epp?!
Of course I was doing my own...robbing her blind in her shop...I singlehandedly brought that shop down...Im not proud of it...but I only steal from family...so I stole from her pot (she will cook soup and i will decimate the meat), she will ask me to cook 5 cups of rice, I will cook 7, eat the 2 cups on top, then all of us will share the official 5 cups...
This was not unrelated to why dem carry me go plenty deliverance!!
Another SARS people? Deliverance and prayer warrior people of that time. Vero took me to one like in Jos...from 8am, those people kept me, praying for me, talking, basically trying to get me to admit I am a witch.
I knew I wasnt a witch...i was just a naughty, pathological liar of a child. Any activity that means I will not sleep in the nite, instead I will be flying, count me out!
Dem talk, suggest, I no gree. Vero begin beg me...Chioma, talk true, so that they will deliver u and we can go home...we have jollof at home.
Ha! She for tell me since na. I was very hungry, so I told dem, I was a witch biko, i ate the Witchcraft from one green food flask😄 They were all happy, at least this witch wan repent...they prayed, fired and I was free!
No be winch. Na jollof win me over. No be SARS tactic be that? Deprive u for long until u agree u killed Dele Giwa??
SARS Officer Vero owes me...big time.
Asa Isi Nkukasi!